Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
04:45 AM-07:00 AM
The romantic and comic tales of the passengers and crew of the cruise ship, Pacific Princess.
Bonnie Franklin appears as Capt. Stubing's infuriatingly sarcastic ex-wife with her present spouse, the captain's boss.
S1F150 min
In "Oh, Dale!," John Ritter plays a rejected suitor hot on the trail of the girl he loves, who happens to be a heartless fortune-seeker named Joann (Jennifer Shaw).
S1F250 min
In "Ex Plus Y," newlyweds Terri and Ron Larson (Loretta "M*A*S*H" Swit and Richard "Soap" Mulligan) are adjusting well until Terri encounters ex-husband Barney (Robert Reed) aboard ship with his lady friend.
S1F350 min
In "Message for Maureen," a famous female tennis pro (Brenda Benet) confined to a wheelchair as the result of a serious accident, finds herself in a relationship with a sports writer (Bill Bixby) who was once her severest critic.
S1F450 min
In "Help, Murder," Denise and Bret (Michele Lee and David Groh) are a married couple getting away from their three kids for the first time.
S1F550 min
In "The Joker is Mild," has-been comedian Barry Keyes (Phil Foster) abuses his family tie with cruise director Julie in an astonishing attempt to make a comeback.
S1F650 min
In "The Identical Problem," twins Helen and Ellen (both played by Diana "Soap" Canova) pretend to be one person, which nearly drives Doc crazy because Helen is warm, Ellen is cold and Doc is feeling amorous.
S1F750 min
A boy befriends a couple that recently lost its young son. A trainee schemes to steal Julie's job. A bickering married couple takes the cruise and stays in separate cabins...next door to each other.
S1F850 min
The presence of the captain's demanding father leaves the entire crew on edge. A dog traps a passenger in his cabin. Three friends reunite on board the ship and try to meet men through an unusual game. (TV-PG)
S1F950 min
An advice columnist neglects her husband to devote all her time to her fans, prompting him to seek affection elsewhere. A man with a negative history with Capt. Stubing fills in for the ailing chef.
S1F1050 min
In a Christmas-themed cruise, the captain worries about how to effectively lead his ship but be a friend to his crew as well. A married couple who outwardly appear happy and in love are both desperate for the other person to give them a divorce.
S1F1150 min
A crotchety old man and a teenage runaway form an unlikely friendship. Julie grows frustrated when an old friend of her brother's repeatedly rejects her advances without explanation.
S1F1250 min
A woman who believes her departed dad was a noble sea captain forms an attachment for a devilish old purser; a newlywed couple are prevented by dislocated backs, sunburn, and even poison ivy from enjoying their honeymoon.
S1F1350 min
Isaac's possessive mother becomes jealous of her son's lady friend, while he objects to his mom sharing a cabin with her latest boyfriend; a divorced comedy team is too busy making jokes to admit they miss each other.
S1F1450 min
Millionaire superstars Roz and Bill (Michele Lee and Fernando Lamas) have remarried and are celebrating their newest honeymoon aboard the Pacific Princess in "Hollywood Royalty."
S1F151Std 40 min
A congressman unjustly accused of being involved in a scandal seeks refuge aboard the Pacific Princess; Isaac and a lovely intellectual snob clash over a colorful old passenger.
S1F1649 min
Stubing's nephew comes on board to train to be a seaman but doesn't do a good job at anything he does.
S1F1749 min
The crew, after being informed that an inspector from the line will coming on board to do a report on them, but not knowing who he is, tries to be extra nice to anyone whom they think is the inspector but always comes up wrong.
S1F1849 min
A slick computer matchmaker proceeds to pair up cruise guests while setting himself up with Julie; two American gold-diggers pretend to be French; a New York advertising executive meets up with a long-lost love. (TV-PG)
S1F1951 min
An older couple's problems affect the marriage of newlyweds.
S1F2049 min
A couple takes their son on a cruise in an attempt to end his relationship with an unsuitable girl; a May-December couple rethinks their romance; an ex-showgirl's glamorous past jeopardizes her new career as a registered nurse. (TV-PG)
S1F2149 min
A young bachelor must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow poses as a glamorous adventuress and captures the heart of the Captain.
S1F2249 min
A reformed prostitute causes trouble between a one-time "John" and his wife; Captain Stubing re-encounters an old flame; a fun-loving older couple help bring two lovers back together. (TV-PG)
S1F2349 min
A young female passenger encourages Gopher to be his own person and stand up for himself to Captain Stubing. However, neither were expecting the consequences of their actions.
S1F2449 min