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S3 E26 Scratch My Car and Die

Comedy

TV-G

25m

Mar 24, 1964

A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.

Season 3, 32 Episodes

season 3 (32 episodes)

That's My Boy??,

Rob recalls the hectic days after Ritchie was born when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.

The Masterpiece,

Rob unwittingly bids on and wins an ugly clown painting that covers another work beneath, perhaps a masterpiece.

Laura's Little Lie,

Rob would like to know why Laura disappears every time his insurance agent comes over or calls.

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice,

Rob and Laura must remarry to maintain legal marital status, but a marital squabble before the judge may prevent it.

All About Eavesdropping,

Rob and Laura unintentionally eavesdrop on the Helpers prior to attending their dinner party.

Too Many Stars,

As director of the annual variety show, Rob finds himself trapped between casting Laura as this year's leading woman or a dazzlingly talented newcomer to the neighborhood.

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?,

Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.

Rob's energetic Uncle George comes for a visit to eagerly pressure Rob into finding him a wife.

Big Max Calvada,

A man with suspected underworld connections asks Rob, Sally, and Buddy to write a comedy routine for his no-talent nephew.

The Ballad of the Betty Lou,

Rob and Jerry's friendship is sorely tested when they buy a boat together.

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors,

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...,

Rob struggles between his civic duty and fear for his family's safety when he believes he can identify the two robbers in a jewelry store holdup.

The Alan Brady Show Presents,

It's the first Christmas presentation of 'The Alan Brady Show' where he turns the spotlight upon his talented staff to entertain the TV public.

The Third One from the Left,

A young chorus girl on 'The Alan Brady Show' falls desperately in love with Rob.

My Husband Is the Best One,

Rob's job is threatened by a news article praising him more than Alan for the success of 'The Alan Brady Show.'

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer,

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan,

Rob is overwhelmed by jealousy when he meets one of Laura's old flames and later discovers that she saved a box of love poems he sent her.

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards,

A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck.

Happy Birthday and Too Many More,

When Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party, 63 screaming kids cause a ruckus at the Petrie house.

The Brave and the Backache,

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments are psychosomatic.

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth,

Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.

My Part-Time Wife,

When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, her performance exceeds everyone's expectations.

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky,

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura and the difficulty in obtaining a three-day pass for their honeymoon.

How to Spank a Star,

At the insistence of an overbearing guest star, Rob takes over as producer of 'The Alan Brady Show.'

The Plots Thicken,

A family crisis develops when both Rob and Laura's parents compete to get the couple committed to their respective cemetery plots.

Scratch My Car and Die,

A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.

The Return of Edwin Carp,

Rob attempts to coax a legendary radio star out of retirement for a TV special.

An oil painting of Laura is being shown at an art gallery and although she posed fully clothed, the artist took the liberty of 'undraping' her.

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is In Jail,

Rob goes to see an old Army buddy's nightclub act and winds up spending the night in jail.

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life,

Rob and Laura suspect their neighbor Jerry is having an affair after spotting him at a fancy restaurant with a pretty blonde.

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All,

Fearing he may be going bald, Rob tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.

Teacher's Petrie,

Laura's new writing teacher, Mr. Caldwell, thinks she shows promise but Rob is skeptical of his intentions.

Details

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Comedy

TV-G

26m

One of television's most celebrated shows, 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' follows the misadventures of comedy writer Rob Petrie. Starring the legendary Dick Van Dyke and Emmy Award winner Mary Tyler Moore.

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