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S9 E22 Assault with a Lovely Weapon

Comedy

TV-PG

21 minutes

Aug 24, 2004

Kellie hates strip clubs, so a guilty Drew lies about going to one with Lewis and Oswald.Featuring: Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader, Cynthia Watros, Kathy Kinney, Drew Carey

Season 9, 26 Episodes

The Drew Carey Show - Drew Hunts Silver Fox

Drew Hunts Silver Fox,

After Lily left Drew at the altar, he realized Kellie was his true love - but Drew can't get Kellie to commit.

The Drew Carey Show - Eye of the Leopard

Eye of the Leopard,

Drew goes to extremes while coaching his nephew Gus in soccer, but Gus's aggressive play scares his teammates.

The Drew Carey Show - Foos Rush In

Drew's fun work environment worsens after his relaxed boss Evan leaves for a yoga retreat.

The Drew Carey Show - Drew Thinks Inside the Box

Drew Thinks Inside the Box,

Drew and Kellie reach a milestone in their relationship when they exchange house keys.

The Drew Carey Show - At Your Cervix

At Your Cervix,

When Kellie makes a big announcement, Drew becomes even more determined to convince Kellie to commit.

The Drew Carey Show - Sealed in a Kiss

Sealed in a Kiss,

When Drew's dad dies, Drew is devastated, but he's even more upset after reading his late father's journal.

The Drew Carey Show - Baby Makes Stress

Baby Makes Stress,

As Drew and Kellie worry about their impending parenthood, Drew, Lewis, and Oswald go on a drinking tour.

The Drew Carey Show - Michigan J. Gus

Michigan J. Gus,

Drew feels he can no longer control his nephew Gus's behavior, as Kellie fears Drew won't make a good father.

The Drew Carey Show - No Booze for Drew

No Booze for Drew,

Kellie can't drink alcohol while pregnant, so Drew promises to stop, but that proves difficult.

The Drew Carey Show - Drew's Best Friend

Drew's Best Friend,

Kellie feels sorry for a lonely couple who just moved in and insists Drew become friends with the husband.

The Drew Carey Show - Arrividerci, Italy

Arrividerci, Italy,

Drew wants to give Kellie her dream vacation to Italy, but he only has $1,000 for the trip.

The Drew Carey Show - House of the Rising Son-In-Law

House of the Rising Son-In-Law,

Kellie wants Drew and her father Don to bond, so she suggests the men go into business together.

The Drew Carey Show - Dog Soup

When Drew needs to earn more money to support his future baby, Lewis formulates a scheme.

The Drew Carey Show - Asleep at the Wheel

Asleep at the Wheel,

When bus driver Tony has an accident, he begs Drew to lie about it so he won't get fired.

The Drew Carey Show - Baby Face

Kellie feels ugly while pregnant, so Drew tries to charm her into feeling better.

The Drew Carey Show - Girlfriend, Interrupted

Girlfriend, Interrupted,

In the aftermath of his wedding disaster, Drew tries to sort out his true feelings for Kellie.

The Drew Carey Show - Straight Eye for the Queer Guy

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy,

Mimi insists Drew behave nicely towards Russell and Dean, who are the parents of Gus's only friend.

The Drew Carey Show - Still Life with Freeloader

Still Life with Freeloader,

When the lovelorn Mimi finally dates a new guy named Tyler, he moves into Mimi's house and ruins everything.

The Drew Carey Show - Burning Down the House

Burning Down the House,

After Drew gives Gus a wood-burning crafts kit, Mimi's house burns down, and she blames Drew.

The Drew Carey Show - Liar, Liar, House on Fire

Liar, Liar, House on Fire,

After learning Gus is a pyromaniac, Mimi tries to persuade an investigator the house burned down by accident.

The Drew Carey Show - Sleeping With the Enemy

Sleeping With the Enemy,

Despite their great sex life, Drew and Kellie's opposite political views cause problems in their relationship.

The Drew Carey Show - Assault with a Lovely Weapon

Assault with a Lovely Weapon,

Kellie hates strip clubs, so a guilty Drew lies about going to one with Lewis and Oswald.

The Drew Carey Show - Love, Sri Lankan Style

Love, Sri Lankan Style,

When Mimi begins dating Larry, Drew hopes Mimi will finally leave, but Mimi's estranged husband Steve returns.

The Drew Carey Show - Knot in the Mood

Knot in the Mood,

As Drew plans his proposal to Kellie, he seeks out her parents to ask for her grandmother's engagement ring.

The Drew Carey Show - The Passion of the Wick

The Passion of the Wick,

When Drew and Mimi search through their boss's e-mail messages, they realize the store is nearing bankruptcy.

The Drew Carey Show - Finale

In the series finale, Drew and Kellie leave their wedding rehearsal dinner just before Kellie goes into labor.

Details

The Drew Carey Show

Comedy

TV-PG

9 Seasons

22 minutes

A Drew Carey comedy about an average guy who won't be hired to model Speedos but will bring lots of laughs.

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