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S1 E23 The Lame, Sick and The Crazy

Reality

TV-PG

24m

Mar 19, 2014

With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction for all the buyers in Guelph.

Season 1, 36 Episodes

Northern Lights, Northern Fights,

For the professional bidders, Aurora is a symphony of minor letdowns and major scores.

Orangeville Sqeeze Play,

In Orangeville Rick and Cindy rock it, Paul and Bogart blow it, and Ursula goes bid crazy.

You Just Got Roy'd,

Brampton is a series of twists and turnarounds, where every locker contains a surprise package containing more - and less – than meets the eye.

Safes & Snakes,

It’s round robin mind-games when Ursula outsmarts Roy…who outsmarts Cindy…who outsmarts Paul and Bogart, who not so smartly make a bad decision.

It's Like Archaelogy, You Dig?,

North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past that could enrich their future.

Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker,

The competition is fierce on Rick’s birthday, a heated battle that sees several buyers finding items custom made to relieve the stress.

Wanna Smell My Hair,

Roy comes to the auction disguised as his long-haired, gold-toothed, crazy cousin Ray. Chaos ensues.

Fashion Passion,

Ursula goes all in for a fashion locker in Rick and Cindy’s hometown of Newmarket.

Taunted, Haunted and Most Wanted,

Ursula puts up with her bossy older sister, Rick takes the reins, Roy calls the cops, and Paul and Bogart lose their sh*t.

Crazy From The Heat,

One way or another, all the buyers get burned on the hottest auction day of the year.

The Thrilla in Clairevilla,

The father/son team of Paul and Bogart splits up to go locker vs locker in Claireville. May the best Kenny win!

Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax,

The grand opening of Paul and Bogart’s store finally arrives, but a kink is put into their plans when a new buyer shows up on the scene with money to burn.

All Out Storage War,

Tempers flare and prices soar as the buyers confront aggressive guest auctioneer Jeff Schwartz, aka “The Liquidator.”

Canadian Pecker,

Guest auctioneer Patrick Pecker brings “the full Pecker” to the auction, fuelling his longstanding feud with Roy.

A-Locker-Lypse Now,

Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.

Even Veterans Get The Blues,

Roy’s paltry gifts are no match for Cindy’s foul mood at the auction in Scarborough.

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators,

The Thornhill buyers run for cover when a self-help CD gives Roy a new lease on his egomaniacal life.

Fast Times at Storage High,

A Brampton auction near some of the gang’s old high school proves they’re all still rowdy teenagers at heart.

Com-Paul-Sive Behaviour,

Paul’s locker addiction reaches new highs (and lows) at the Wasaga Beach auction.

Psychic Psych Out,

Rick and Cindy bring a psychic to help them land the best lockers in Don Mills.

As Rick and Cindy try to give up smoking at an auction in Leslieville, they cope by making sure everyone else suffers right along with them.

Worst Best Man Ever,

A wedding-bound Roy arrives at a Guelph auction in his tuxedo.

The Lame, Sick and The Crazy,

With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction for all the buyers in Guelph.

Crate Expectations,

Excitement runs high as Mississauga plays host to a charity auction of highend storage crates.

A Bad Day to Be Bogart,

Paul brings Bogart’s two older sisters to an auction in Weston. Poor Bogart.

Ursula's Just Not That Into You,

Big-time buyer Jeff Gardner returns for an auction in Orillia, but what he’s really interested in is Ursula.

It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It,

All the buyers compete for the attention of Don the auctioneer.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult,

Roy’s hilarious “Paul" disguise causes mirth and mayhem at an auction in downtown Toronto.

Nearly all the buyers have it out for each other at an auction in Cedarbrae, ON. Cindy almost comes to blows with Ursula, who takes great pleasure in bidding up Roy, who does his best to give Paul and Bogart the worst advice ever.

Roy brings a “Roy-Puppet” to an auction in Brampton, and they’re both very naughty little boys.

Paul and Bogart Make a Promo,

Paul and Bogart shoot a low-budget commercial for their store during an auction in Toronto.

London Storage is Falling Down,

An out-of-town auction in London, Ontario gives rise to new treasures and old grudges.

O Brother, I Hate Thou,

Roy immediately regrets bringing his little brother to an auction in Toronto when all his enemies fall for the charming young man.

Spies Like Urs,

Ursula’s private investigator husband spies on the buyers at an auction in Markham.

Brawl in the Family,

Bogart finally snaps when Paul buys yet another lousy locker at an auction in Toronto’s Liberty Village.

All's Fair in Love and Storage War,

Life changes dramatically for nearly all the buyers at an auction in Toronto. Except for Roy, who’s still a jerk.

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Storage Wars: Northern Treasures

News & Information

TV-PG

2 Seasons

24m

At storage auctions in Canada, high-stakes buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units. Follow four teams of bidders looking to score big, in this modern-day treasure hunt.

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