Car 54, Where Are You?
The misadventures of two of New York's finest (a Mutt and Jeff pair) in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx.
Who's For Swordfish?
Toody and Muldoon run into trouble as they attempt to cook swordfish on an officer's brother's boat.
Something Nice For Sol
The precinct buys a gift for Abrams to celebrate his 25 years with the service.
Home Sweet Sing Sing
Toody and his wife take an ex-con under their wing and try to rehabilitate him as he lives with them.
Change Your Partners
Muldoon is given a new partner.
I Won't Go
When a lady learns that her apartment complex has been condemned, she works her charm in order to trick them into letting her stay.
Muldoon's Star
The Muldoons take in Theresa Tangere in order to shield her from the critical public eye. However, Francis begins to fall for her.
Paint Job
The precinct tries to thwart a group of car thieves.
Love Finds Muldoon
Lucille tries to match Muldoon up with a spinster woman.
Gypsy Curse
Toody gets a spell placed on him by a gypsy when he tries to uncover her theft ring.
Thirty Days Notice
The Toody's give their landlord their thirty days notice before leaving.
Catch Me on the Paar Show
Toody and Muldoon catch Hugh Downs speeding.
The Taming of Lucille
Gunther wishes that his wife, Lucille, would be more submissive to him, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Put It in the Bank
With his duties as department treasurer, Toody chooses to invest the money in the stock market.
Get Well, Officer Schnauser
Muldoon is tricked into robbing a bank.
The Sacrifice
When his television breaks, Toody decides to spend his free time reading instead.
Boom, Boom, Boom
The Whippoorwills enter themselves in a contest.
Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
During Toody and Muldoon's evaluation, the Chief Inspector declairs their performance unacceptable and tells Captain Block he must change things.
Toody's Paradise
Toody is sent on an undercover mission with a female police officer, which makes Lucille think that Toody is living two lives.
How High is Up?
Muldoon worries that his height is too tall for the force's standards.
Toody and the Art World
Toody is given a work of art by an artist, but gives it away before he learns how much the art is worth.
What Happened to Thursday?
Despite it being Thursday, Toody and Muldoon convince everyone it's Friday.
How Smart Can You Get?
Captain Block looks into how effective Toody and Muldoon are as partners.
Today I Am a Man
Muldoon tries to change his personality to that of a "bad boy" image.
No More Pickpockets
Toody is pickpocketed by a professional pickpocket, and the thief steals Toody's identity as a police officer.
The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
The inspector tells Block to take a vacation and one of the officers at the precinct is named his temporary replacement.
The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
While attending a wedding, Sylvia and Leo are married by a Justice of the Peace. Afterward, Sylvia sets out to correct the mistake.
The Auction
The officers debate what to get Block for his anniversary.
Quiet! We're Thinking
Toody's nephew helps him and Muldoon solve previously unsolvable cases. But before they realize Marvin's worth, the others find out about him.
I Love Lucille
It's the day of the annual policeman's ball, and Toody makes an unforgettable entrance.
