Raising Expectations
Child psychologist and bestselling author Paige Wayney and her architect husband Wayne, have worked hard at raising their five children to be multi-exceptional. They succeeded four times!
Sorcery: The Summoning
Emmett “borrows” a rare gaming card from Derek but is in trouble when a teacher confiscates it. The stakes are raised when Emmett discovers the same teacher using the card at a tournament, and realizes he has to win it back.
Freak Out
Paige is excited and worried about her upcoming interview with her favorite journalist. Conner and Adam vie for screen time during the interview, while Emmett goads Derek to freak out on camera.
Tyranny of the Jars
Emmett produces a “shockumentary” showcasing the “tyranny” of the intricate system of penalty jars for grammatical offenses. The family revolts and smashes the jars – only to devolve into a pun.
The Hawk and the Drone
Emmett’s plan to build a drone is put on hold so he can get Conner an awesome birthday present-‐-‐ a wild hawk. Paige tells Wayne to spend more quality time with Emmett, which translates into him resurrecting Emmett’s drone project.
The Nerds and the Bees
Emmett has a crush on his math tutor, but she has a thing for Adam. To even the playing fields, Emmett uses underhanded tactics to make Adam less desirable. Bentley gets a new harp, but he can’t get it up the stairs.
Chez Bentley
Paige heads off to visit Wayne who’s away on business, but the kids’ plans for an exciting adult-‐free weekend is ruined when Bentley converts his parents’ bedroom into a “bed and breakfast” and welcomes in an adult stranger with a past.
Learner's Permit to Kill
Wayne, Paige and Adam are fed up with chauffeuring Bentley. They insist he get his learner’s permit even though he is scared of driving. Emmett attempts to help.
I Know What You Did Last Night
When Adam injures himself while sneaking in from a party late at night, Emmett covers for him and has to endure the consequences. Wayne is worried about Adam’s football career and Bentley is jealous of all the attention he’s getting.
Choir! Choir! Pants on Fire!
Derek’s mysterious behavior leads his brothers to surmise he has a girlfriend and are shocked to discover he’s actually in a choir. Much to Derek’s chagrin, Bentley, Paige and Emmett home in on their choir life.
The Haunter Becomes the Haunted
Emmett convinces his siblings to create a haunted house. Adam and Emmett procure a very realistic fake cadaver from the teaching hospital, but it turns out the fake cadaver isn’t so fake…
He Said She-Shed
The basement hockey tournament is cut short when Wayne enlists the kids to help him finish Paige's anniversary gift, an outdoor she-shed.
The Frogmaster
Wayne and Paige ban Emmett from playing video games, sending him into a downward spiral. Paige seeks Adam’s help to improve her hand/eye coordination and Wayne reveals a secret about his past.
The Big Trip
Paige discovers it is no easy task to organize five children on a last-minute trip to Paris. Emmett can’t find his passport, Conner is scared of flying, Bentley and Adam disagree about packing and Derek gets locked in his “safe room”.
