My Family
Meet the Harpers: a modern, outwardly functional family…engaged in constant psychological warfare. Ben, a dentist, and Susan, the worst cook in the world, are certainly loving, caring parents; they just have a problem showing it!
The Serpant's Tooth
While Nick chats up a girl on the internet, Michael's bought a pet rabbit which soon weaves its way into the family.
A Farewell to Arms
Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.
A Pain in the Class
Michael is being bullied by a classmate, and Susan discusses the issue with the boy's parents. Meanwhile, Janey is determined to get a tattoo.
Droit de Seignour Ben
Ben learns a patient's son is making advances toward his daughter. Susan has tickets to the opera.
The Last Resort
Ben takes Susan away for her birthday, and Nick is left in charge.
The Awkward Phase
Michael's on his first date and asks Nick for the facts of life. Meanwhile, Nick breaks his father's chair and Janey has her eye on a £98 pair of jeans.
Death Takes a Policy
As one of Susan's tour group dies unexpectedly, she decides that the family needs life insurance. Nick agrees, but only in order to win favor with his new girlfriend - a life insurance salesperson!
Much Ado About Ben
Ben is rushed to hospital after turning white and is forced to reveal that he took Viagra. Placed on a low-carb diet, he turns to Brigitte's guru for help. Meanwhile, Susan's yoga teacher has fallen out with her husband.
