The Osbournes
The Osbournes is a reality series featuring the life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family.
What Goes Up
Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard, Lola then vomits on the grass.
Must Come Down
Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer.
The Ozz Man and the Sea
Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances.
Beauty and The Bert
Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used.
Smells Like Teen Spirits
Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years.
Meow Means No
Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band.
It's A Hard Knock LIfe
Kelly grows frustrated with all the appearances she must make as a recording artist.
Cleanliness is Next to Ozzyness
Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to defecate in the house.
Viva Ozz-Vegas
The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her birthday.
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding
Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve.
What A Boy Wants
The Osbournes struggle to come up with a gift for Jack's birthday.
Fleas A Crowd
The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone miserable.
Run Ozzy Run
Ozzy continues to work out with his trainer, Pete, who Ozzy jokes may be a robot.
Fists of Fury
Ozzy and Sharon prepare to leave for a few days on a Hawaiian vacation.
Mama, I'm Staying Home
Ozzy decides to stay home while Sharon, Melinda and the kids travel to New York.
Tennis Racket
Sharon receives a peace offering from one of her folk-singing neighbours.
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann
Jack visits the home of singer/actress Courtney Love.
Angler Management
After 17 years of waiting, Ozzy fulfills his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip.
Bye Bye Babies
Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home.
Ozz Well That Ends Well
Kelly experiences problems in her relationship with Bert.
Catching Up with the Osbournes
Season 2 starts off with a recap of the first season.
Christmas Special
The Osbournes prepare for Christmas in a series of skits.
