The Osbournes - The Basement Tapes
Relieve the 2002 nostalgia with the Osbourne family as they look back at episodes from the original series, The Osbournes.
Episode 1
Ozzy appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno as a performer. Kelly and Sharon come with Ozzy to the show, but Jack stays at home, watching a documentary about marijuana instead.
Episode 2
The family's numerous dogs have been excreting too many times in the house and ruining valuable furniture in the process. The worst dog is Lola, a bulldog which belongs to Jack. Lola has already demolished a valuable sofa.
Episode 3
Ozzy releases his first solo album in six years. Ozzy and Sharon arrive at an in-store gig. Ozzy signs autograph sand takes photos with fans, including an entire squad of security guards.
Episode 4
The Osbournes have new neighbours, and they had been playing loud dance music late at night. Sharon confronts them and tells them to go inside to play their music. The neighbours refuse to go inside, and Ozzy declares war.
Episode 5
Ozzy is working out with a personal trainer in preparation for an upcoming tour. Sharon talks with a friend over the phone saying that they will rename Ozzy's tour as the initial name was inappropriate.
Episode 6
Ozzy is touring while Sharon returns home, planning to reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him so much. Kelly complains about her twisted ankle after falling into a hole exactly the same size as her foot.
Episode 7
Ozzy mixes alcohol with the pain medication for his foot injury and winds up stoned. He tries to take Lola for a walk, but Sharon sends Jack to retrieve him. The Osbournes suffer through a miserable Thanksgiving.
Episode 8
Jack invites his friend Jason Dill, a professional skateboarder, to stay at the house after he is kicked out of yet another friends home. Ozzy and Sharon are put off that Jack just lets Dill come over without telling them.
Episode 9
The Osbournes are packing their stuff at the Peninsula Hotel in New York, when Sharon tells Ozzy and Jack that one of their tour truck drivers had an accident the other day.
Episode 10
Jack is shown walking around with a rifle and wearing army gear. Kelly complains that "15-year-old boys shouldn't be playing with rifles and knives." She brings up an old situation where Jack had shot Kelly with a pellet gun.
Episode 11
Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard, Lola vomits on the grass and Ozzy tries to show off his knife-throwing skills by trying to throw knives into logs.
Episode 12
Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer. She vows to beat the disease, and tries to maintain as normal a life as possible. The family discuss her diagnosis.
Episode 13
Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances. She is upset when her bag is lost (apparently seized by security because of concerns over her gun-shaped pin), leaving her without any extra underwear.
Episode 14
Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used.
Episode 15
Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years. Kelly keeps going out and getting drunk every night, despite Sharon's pleas. Ozzy tries to warn her of the consequences of her actions.
Episode 16
Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band. However, Sarah has never had any formal lessons and can't seem to keep up with the others during rehearsals. The others determine Sarah must be replaced.
Episode 17
Kelly grows frustrated with all the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at everyone. Sharon sympathizes with her, noting she just wants to be a teenager and is struggling with pressures.
Episode 18
Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to defecate in the house. Because Sharon's immune system is very weak due to the chemo, he fears that all of the germs will cause her to develop an infection.
Episode 19
The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday. Before heading to Vegas, Kelly discovers that she has been made to sign a no underage drinking contract.
Episode 20
Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, with Jack and Robert as ushers.
