Fugget About It
Ex-New York mobster Jimmy Falcone joins the Witness Protection Program, which relocates him and his family to Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
The McFrugals
The Falcone family is forced to make sacrifices when Jimmy goes broke.
Mennonites!
Theresa falls in love with a young Mennonite man and visits his community… where she almost destroys their traditional way of life.
Too Cool For Night School
Jimmy's job at the tourism bureau is in jeopardy because he doesn't have a high school diploma, so Jimmy enrolls in night school and starts acting like a teenager.
The Broadfather
Jimmy goes through a crisis when he meets his long-lost father - who abandoned Jimmy years earlier to become a woman.
Royally Screwed
A documentary about Jimmy called “Diary of a Dirty Snitch” airs on TV. The Falcones are portrayed as self-serving scumbags. Cookie is devastated -- she always thought they were a classy family.
You Only Try Haggis Once
Cookie gets a job at a Scottish restaurant leaving Jimmy to take care of the family.
From My Cold Limp Hands
Jimmy has an identity crisis when McCool forces him to give up his guns.
Effin' Neighbors, Eh?
Jimmy can't stand it when the annoying Hosers next door are given protected status by the Canadian Government.
The Fugly American
A hotshot FBI agent promises to relocate Jimmy and the family back to America… but he's really plotting to kill Jimmy and Cheech for the mob.
The Balls on this Room!
Jimmy winds up being stalked by his Russian dance partner after he and Cookie face-off in a ballroom dancing contest.
The Man From P.I.G.L.E.T.
When Petey becomes a Junior Police trainee, Jimmy mentors a street kid in the ways of crime.
Ass-Jax
When Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory, her newfound wealth and independence threatens Cookie's authority.
Pizza With Extra Cheech
Jimmy discovers a consultant on a film shooting in Regina is passing himself off as Cheech Falcone.
