Fugget About It
Ex-New York mobster Jimmy Falcone joins the Witness Protection Program, which relocates him and his family to Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Havana Kill Castro
McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it there for being communist, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can land him back on top in New York.
Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays
Jimmy tells Cheech the truth about himself, that he is a bum. Because of this, Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove that he is not.
Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad
When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy's gumars (girlfriends) from the old life, Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention.
Confetti Deathblow
Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).
Jimmy Gets Goosed
Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother.
Casino Loyale
Jimmy convinces Regina Tourism to open a casino. He winds up being a big casino boss, but gets into a rivalry with Cookie when she gets hired to run the native casino.
Vagina's Got Talent
Cookie enters Theresa in Regina's Got Talent to stick it to a rival mother, whose son is a three-time winner. Theresa wants to do her own songs, but Cookie makes her do middle-of-the-road stuff to impress the judges.
What the F Is the Grey Cup
Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team then gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup.
New York State of Blind Drunk
Jimmy, Cheech, and McCool get hammered one night and awaken in Jimmy's old house in New York. They have to get out of New Yorkm but keep running into the mob.
Saskquatchewan
Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch. Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot.
Cookie's Ovary-actin'
When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her.
Royal Canadian Groping Pariah
When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa, he ruins McCool's life and gets him kicked off the force.
Nonna You Business
Jimmy's aged great-grandmother from Italy is dying so McCool arranges for her to visit Regina. Jimmy and the family have to fool Nonna into thinking they still in live in New York and are mafia bigshots.
Layin' Some Pipeline
Jimmy and Cheech help the premiere of Saskatchewan pass a controversial law that brands anti-oil pipeline protestors as terrorists. Problem is, Petey was protesting the pipeline and is now a wanted man.
Keepin' Up With the McFelchers
Jimmy's new neighbor turns out to be a Quebec biker, who's also in witness protection. Jimmy is banned from associating with him, but then realizes his new pal is about to commit a heist.
Horse Springs Paternal
Horse gets Jimmy and Cheech's new racehorse pregnant, so they sue McCool. In order to pay the boys back, McCool must track down his deadbeat dad, Staunch McCool.
Hot, Wet, Amphibious Summer
Petey gets a summer job at the tourism bureau and lies about Regina history while running a bus tour. His lies prove so popular that Petey is promoted and becomes Jimmy's boss.
An Unmarried Bra Whisperer
When Cookie discovers that Jimmy was engaged to someone else when he met her, but never mentioned it, she moves out. Now living on her own, Cookie finds a job as a bra-fitting consultant and proves to be a genius at the job.
Spicy Apocalypse
In an effort to raise money to send Petey to an underwater science school, Jimmy sells a formula Cheech invented for spice neutralizer to Wheatthin. When the formula is stolen, the family must investigate the crime and find the culprit.
Vengeance Wore a Unitard
Carlo Gambini tracks the Falcones to Regina. He's there to kill Cheech…or is he there just to see Gina again? Gina's faced with a choice, either she sides with the only boy she's ever “like-liked” or save Uncle Cheech from certain death?
