My Wife and Kids
Michael uses humor to teach his kids life’s lessons.
From Dummy to Daddy
Michael and Jay try to turn Jr. into a responsible dad-to-be.
The Sweet Hairafter
Michael takes too many hair-growth pills.
Jr. Executive
Jr. takes his status too far by getting others to do his work.
Jay Goes to School
Jay returns to college against Michael's wishes.
Meet the Parents
Michael and Jay are introduced to Vanessa's parents.
He's Having a Baby
Michael and Jay have him care for a balloon-baby.
The Funeral
Michael's employee needs the Kyles’ support.
Ultrasound
Vanessa has her first ultrasound.
Marathon
Jay says she can do a marathon, so Michael claims he can too.
While Out
Claire throws a party that gets out of hand.
Michael's Band
Michael accepts an invitation to play in his friend's band.
The Lady is Not a Tramp
Michael finds condoms in Claire's backpack.
Of Mice and Man
Michael’s determined to handle a mouse problem himself.
Moving on Out
Jr. looks for an apartment - with interesting results.
Candy Wars
Michael's competitive spirit gets the better of him.
Jr. Sells His Car
Jr. surprises everyone when he decides to sell his prized car.
The Anniversary Present
Michael and Jay don't get the anniversary gifts they want.
Illegal Smile
Michael's frozen smile ends him up in jail.
Outbreak Monkey
Michael's chance to see a basketball star hits a glitch.
Empty Nest, Part 1
Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they've had.
Empty Nest, Part 2
Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they've had.
Calvin Comes to Stay
Vanessa's dad’s kicked out of home and ends up at the Kyles.
Calvin Goes to Work
A reluctant Michael gives Calvin a job at Kyle Trucking.
Romantic Night
Michael's planned romantic evening with Jay goes awry.
The Director
Michael accidentally erases a cherished family video.
The Maid
Michael hires a maid who is beyond perfect.
Hand Model
Michael becomes a hand model.
What Do You Know?
Family game night goes downhill quickly.
The Baby (Part 1 of 2)
Michael doesn't agree with Vanessa’s midwife’s methods.
The Baby (Part 2 of 2)
Michael doesn't agree with Vanessa’s midwife’s methods.
