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S6 E25 How're You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm?

Comedy

PG

22m

Mar 16, 1963

While Grampa's out of town visiting kinfolk, Luke takes in a couple of hired hands.

Season 6, 39 Episodes

The Real McCoys - Grampa Pygmalion

Grampa Pygmalion,

Grandpa arranges for Tilda Hicks from Smokey Corners to join the McCoy family as a housekeeper.

The Real McCoys - Three Strikes and Out

Three Strikes and Out,

Grampa thinks he has a good thing going when he encourages three widows to do household chores at the farm — until he realizes that all three are looking for marriage.

The Real McCoys - Army Reunion

George's big moment during his election as commander of the local VFW post is disrupted when Grampa brings three of George's buddies who know the real story of his heroic actions.

The Real McCoys - The Roofing Salesman

The Roofing Salesman,

Luke gets swindled by a wily, smooth-talking saleswoman, but Grampa has a plan.

The Real McCoys - The Good Will Tour

The Good Will Tour,

Grampa commits a colossal faux pas when foreign dignitaries visit neighbor George's farm.

The Real McCoys - Money from Heaven

Money from Heaven,

Grampa sees an opportunity for financial gain after a paratrooper lands on an old chicken coop, but Luke doesn't like the idea.

The Real McCoys - Actress in the House

Actress in the House,

Taina Engstrom, a Hollywood actress escaping from her hectic existence, finds peace and quiet at the McCoy farm posing as a housekeeper.

The Real McCoys - The New Housekeeper

The New Housekeeper,

Luke proves to be an easy target for Mrs. Gaylord, an ambitious housekeeper who hopes her new position in the McCoy household may lead to a more permanent position for her unmarried daughter.

The Real McCoys - Pepino's Inheritance

Pepino's Inheritance,

Grampa and Luke are left with an unproductive hired helper when Pepino apparently inherits a valuable Arizona estate.

The Real McCoys - The Girl Veterinarian

The Girl Veterinarian,

Knowing that Grampa will disapprove, Luke pretends that the girl veterinarian secretly treating their ailing cow is one of his new girlfriends.

The Real McCoys - The Health Addict

The Health Addict,

When Luke lands a job teaching calisthenics at a ladies' health club, Grampa sees an opportunity to attract some business to the McCoy roadside fruit stand.

The Real McCoys - The Love Bug Bites Pepino

The Love Bug Bites Pepino,

Grampa and George take turns playing Cupid when their respective farmhands, Pepino and Pedro, find themselves competing for the same girl.

The Real McCoys - Luke the Reporter

Luke the Reporter,

Luke discovers a new source of income when he reports the gossip he overhears at the laundromat to the reporter of the local newspaper.

The Real McCoys - The Farmer and Adele

The Farmer and Adele,

A winsome dance instructor tricks Luke into signing up for a twenty-year dance course. Now, it’s up to Grampa to rescue him from this expensive situation with a devious plan.

The Real McCoys - The Crop Duster

The Crop Duster,

Luke gets a hair-raising ride in an airplane that leaves him dizzy when he tangles with a crop duster over the affections of a wealthy girl from Texas and winds up on the short end.

The Real McCoys - Cupid Wore a Tail

Cupid Wore a Tail,

Luke meets an attractive widow after her runaway cow tramples the McCoy cornfield.

The Real McCoys - The Other Side of the Fence

The Other Side of the Fence,

Grampa picks a peck of trouble when he helps Louise harvest her tomato crop.

The Real McCoys - Sir Fergus McCoy

Sir Fergus McCoy,

The head of the McCoys in Scotland clashes with Grampa over who runs the family.

The Real McCoys - The Little Boy Blew

The Little Boy Blew,

Little Greg runs away from home when his widowed mom decides to remarry.

The Real McCoys - Luke in the Ivy League

Luke in the Ivy League,

Luke joins the city slickers in his new job as a slogan writer for an advertising agency.

The Real McCoys - Aunt Win Arrives

Aunt Win Arrives,

Aunt Win goes all out when she campaigns for Grampa.

The Real McCoys - Aunt Win's Conquest

Aunt Win's Conquest,

George loans Luke some money thanks to the charms of Aunt Win.

The Real McCoys - Grampa Apron Strings

Grampa Apron Strings,

Grampa is worried that when Luke marries he’ll leave the farm.

The Real McCoys - Aunt Win Steps In

Aunt Win Steps In,

Luke's romance with Louise is moving too slow for Aunt Win, so she tries to speed things along.

The Real McCoys - How're You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm?

How're You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm?,

While Grampa's out of town visiting kinfolk, Luke takes in a couple of hired hands.

The Real McCoys - Luke the Dog Catcher

Luke the Dog Catcher,

Luke does too good of a job as a dog catcher, and the McCoys wind up with a household full of homeless pups.

The Real McCoys - The Incorruptibles

The Incorruptibles,

Luke, George and Grampa find themselves getting a lot of female attention after they are chosen as judges for a homemaking contest.

The Real McCoys - The McCoy Hex

Strange noises in the house convince Grampa that he has been cursed.

The Real McCoys - Skeleton in the Closet

Skeleton in the Closet,

Louise's socialite aunt takes an interest in Luke's uncle, but Luke doesn't like it.

The Real McCoys - Uncle Rightly and the Musical Milker

Uncle Rightly and the Musical Milker,

Uncle Rightly woos George's sister Flora in hopes of getting her to invest in his latest invention, a musical milker.

The Real McCoys - Up to Their Ears in Corn

Up to Their Ears in Corn,

Uncle Rightly promotes a corn-growing contest at the Grange and volunteers a $500 award to the winner in Grampa's and Luke's names.

The Real McCoys - The McCoy Sound

The McCoy Sound,

A visiting musician livens up the McCoy household.

The Real McCoys - Luke Grows a Beard

Luke Grows a Beard,

Luke grows a full beard — and a new rotten personality to go with it.

The Real McCoys - The Auction

Luke blows Grampa's tractor payment on some worthless art at an auction.

The Real McCoys - The Partners

Luke agrees to become Pat's partner in the ownership of a boat.

The Real McCoys - The Peacemakers

The Peacemakers,

Louise and Luke help patch up the Porters' spat, which starts one of their own.

The Real McCoys - Don't Be Nosey

Don't Be Nosey,

Luke and Pepino regret trying to patch things up between George and his sister Flora.

The Real McCoys - Pals

Luke runs smack into trouble when Little Greg spots him kissing his mother Louise.

The Real McCoys - Pepino's Mama

Luke schemes to get rich by selling Mama Garcia's bean sauce.

Details

The Real McCoys

Comedy

PG

6 Seasons

26m

Amos McCoy moves his family from the hills of West Virginia to an inherited farm in California. Quick to give advice, Grandpa Amos wonders how his neighbors ever managed without him.

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