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S3 E313 Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Comedy

PG

21m

Mar 11, 1989

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.

Season 3, 22 Episodes

Married... With Children - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece),

Steve, Marcy and the Bundys head out to Steve and Marcy's cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing and return to all three women menstruating and hostile.

Married... With Children - He Thought He Could

He Thought He Could,

Al discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.

Married... With Children - I'm Going to Sweatland

I'm Going to Sweatland,

When a perspiration stain on one of Al's shirts resembles a silhouette of The King of Rock & Roll, the Bundy household becomes a hot spot for Elvis Presley fanatics to visit.

Married... With Children - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)

Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story),

A young football player, named Matt, from Polk High where Kelly and Bud go to school is threatening two Bundy records. One held by Al for the most touchdowns in one season, and the other by Kelly for refusing her advances.

Married... With Children - A Dump of My Own

A Dump of My Own,

Al decides to build a spare bathroom when the upstairs toilet floods one too many times.

Married... With Children - Her Cups Runneth Over

Her Cups Runneth Over,

Al must go to a far-off lingerie outlet store to buy a discontinued brassiere for Peggy.

Married... With Children - The Bald and the Beautiful

The Bald and the Beautiful,

Desperate Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness.

Married... With Children - I'll See You in Court

I'll See You in Court,

In the infamous 'lost episode', Al and Peg learn they have been video-taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.

Married... With Children - The Gypsy Cried

The Gypsy Cried,

After a birthday party fortune teller predicts luck for everyone else but doom for Marcy, she insists the Bundys fly with her on her business trip where she confronts her rude boss.

Married... With Children - Requiem for a Dead Barber

Requiem for a Dead Barber,

After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a really bad hairstyle that makes him look like a woman.

Married... With Children - Eatin' Out

The Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not a part of the dysfunctional Bundy lifestyle.

Married... With Children - My Mom, the Mom

My Mom, the Mom,

Kelly invites Peggy to her school as part of a presentation for career day.

Married... With Children - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance),

After Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.

Married... With Children - A Three Job, No Income Family

A Three Job, No Income Family,

Al finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home more money than Al from her cosmetics sales job. Even Al's new part-time job at Burger Trek can't put him back as the breadwinner.

Married... With Children - The Harder They Fall

The Harder They Fall,

While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger." The Bundys to come over to Steve’s house as protection when he's afraid of a violent reprisal after being followed home by the man.

Married... With Children - The House That Peg Lost

The House That Peg Lost,

After asking the Bundys to watch their house for the day, Marcy and Steve return to find a big hole where their house once stood.

Married... With Children - Married…with Prom Queen - Pt 1

Married…with Prom Queen - Pt 1,

Peggy decides to attend hers and Al's high school reunion. After spending $2,800 of Al’s hard-earned money, she makes a desperate effort to get herself elected prom queen.

Married... With Children - Married…with Prom Queen: The Sequel - Pt 2

Married…with Prom Queen: The Sequel - Pt 2,

Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie Bender until Al finally decides to stand up to Connie's husband Jack. After Bud and Kelly crash the party, Peggy enlists their help to rig the election.

Married... With Children - The Computer Show

The Computer Show,

The Bundys buy a computer, which serves no purpose other than a hat rack. But what nobody knows is that the computer can talk. But only to Al.

Married... With Children - The Dateless Amigo

The Dateless Amigo,

After his two best friends find dates for themselves, Bud desperately seeks any girl that will date him. Meanwhile, Al comes up with a million-dollar invention for a shoe salesmen's convention.

Married... With Children - Life's a Beach

Life's a Beach,

The Bundys spend a day at the beach.

Married... With Children - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid,

When a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one not fall victim. Bud must tutor Kelly so she can pass to the next grade.

Details

Married... With Children

Comedy

PG

8 Seasons

21m

Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

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