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S5 E518 Oldies but Young 'Uns

Comedy

PG

21m

Mar 16, 1991

Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's.

Season 5, 25 Episodes

Married... With Children - Al…with Kelly

Al…with Kelly,

Al and Kelly feign illness to avoid going to Wanker County with Peg and Bud. Al looks forward to his quiet and peaceful weekend until Kelly gets sick.

Married... With Children - We'll Follow the Sun

We'll Follow the Sun,

The Bundys decide to go for a drive--on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, and picking fights with neighboring motorists.

Married... With Children - Sue Casa, His Casa

Sue Casa, His Casa,

Bud's new driver's license portends bumper cars on the roadway. When bud t-bones a Mercedes, Al sees an opportunity to clean up in court. At least he has hope. Losing his lawsuit hurt but what he goes through to pay off the settlement is truly painful.

Married... With Children - The Unnatural

Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, however, his team and family have to come crawling back.

Married... With Children - The Dance Show

The Dance Show,

Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.

Married... With Children - Kelly Bounces Back

Kelly Bounces Back,

Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car.

Married... With Children - Married…with Aliens

Married…with Aliens,

After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships.

Married... With Children - Wabbit Season

Al decides to grow a vegetable garden but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.

Married... With Children - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy,

When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women.

Married... With Children - One Down, Two to Go

One Down, Two to Go,

Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.

Married... With Children - And Baby Makes Money

And Baby Makes Money,

After Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg.

Married... With Children - Married…with Who

Married…with Who,

After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy reveals herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al finds out to be a gigolo and con artist.

Married... With Children - Look Who's Barking

Look Who's Barking,

Told from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings home. He quickly regrets it, as the new dog gets all the attention from Bud and Kelly.

Married... With Children - The Godfather

Al becomes the boss of the neighborhood after Kelly starts dating an influential city councilman.

Married... With Children - A Man's Castle

A Man's Castle,

Peg takes an interior design course and her first assignment is to redecorate one room in her house. Unfortunately for Al, she chooses his spare bathroom.

Married... With Children - All Night Security Dude

All Night Security Dude,

When a second-floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High.

Married... With Children - Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers,

Al forgoes giving money to Bud for a class trip to Washington DC in order to give to Kelly who's going to an audition for the Miss Weenie Tot spokesperson. When Kelly lands the spot, Al gets a year's supply of his favorite mock food: Weenie Tots.

Married... With Children - Oldies but Young 'Uns

Oldies but Young 'Uns,

Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's.

Married... With Children - You Better Shop Around - Pt 1

You Better Shop Around - Pt 1,

Al cannot afford to buy an air conditioner for the hot summer. After an attempt to install an old experimental model, (which results in a neighborhood blackout) Al moves his family into the local supermarket.

Married... With Children - You Better Shop Around - Pt 2

You Better Shop Around - Pt 2,

The Bundys and Darcys shop 'til they drop to see who will win $1000 in groceries. Needless to say, Marquis of Queensbury rules will not apply.

Married... With Children - Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?,

Al and Peggy go over to watch a video at Marcy and Jefferson's house and proceed to take over the place.

Married... With Children - Route 666 - Pt 1

Route 666 - Pt 1,

While on their way to Los Angeles for a "Shoe Convention," the Bundy's car breaks down in the small town of Lucifer, New Mexico where they meet an old prospector who gives them a map to an old gold mine in the area in exchange for their car.

Married... With Children - Route 666 - Pt 2

Route 666 - Pt 2,

Al, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Jefferson, and Marcy find the gold mine in the desert. Al discovers the first gold nugget and everyone but the feeble-minded Kelly winds up with a bag full of gold.

Married... With Children - Buck the Stud

A man offers the Bundy's $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog, Lady Bird. So, Al has to coach Buck into knowing the varieties of breeding with other dogs the proper way.

Married... With Children - Top of the Heap

Top of the Heap,

Al Bundy's childhood pal, Charlie Verducci, and the guy's dim-witted son Vinnie attend a high society fundraiser in this pilot for the short-lived TV series, 'Top of the Heap.'

Details

Married... With Children

Comedy

PG

8 Seasons

21m

Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

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