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S1 E14 Get Well, Officer Schnauser

Comedy

PG

25 minutes

Dec 16, 1961

Muldoon is tricked into robbing a bank.Starring: Fred Gwynne, Joe E. Ross, Paul Reed

Season 1, 30 Episodes

Who's For Swordfish?,

Toody and Muldoon run into trouble as they attempt to cook swordfish on an officer's brother's boat.

Something Nice For Sol,

The precinct buys a gift for Abrams to celebrate his 25 years with the service.

Home Sweet Sing Sing,

Toody and his wife take an ex-con under their wing and try to rehabilitate him as he lives with them.

Change Your Partner,

Muldoon is given a new partner.

When a lady learns that her apartment complex has been condemned, she works her charm in order to trick them into letting her stay.

Muldoon's Star,

The Muldoons take in Theresa Tangere in order to shield her from the critical public eye. However, Francis begins to fall for her.

The precinct tries to thwart a group of car thieves.

Love Finds Muldoon,

Lucille tries to match Muldoon up with a spinster woman.

The Gypsy Curse,

Toody gets a spell placed on him by a gypsy when he tries to uncover her theft ring.

Thirty Days Notice,

The Toody's give their landlord their thirty days notice before leaving.

Catch Me on the Paar Show,

Toody and Muldoon catch Hugh Downs speeding.

The Taming of Lucille,

Gunther wishes that his wife, Lucille, would be more submissive to him, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.

Put It in the Bank,

With his duties as department treasurer, Toody chooses to invest the money in the stock market.

Get Well, Officer Schnauser,

Muldoon is tricked into robbing a bank.

Christmas at the 53rd,

The precinct puts on a Christmas play about life at the precinct.

When his television breaks, Toody decides to spend his free time reading instead.

Boom, Boom, Boom,

The Whippoorwills enter themselves in a contest.

Toody & Muldoon Crack Down,

During Toody and Muldoon's evaluation, the Chief Inspector declairs their performance unacceptable and tells Captain Block he must change things.

Toody's Paradise,

Toody is sent on an undercover mission with a female police officer, which makes Lucille think that Toody is living two lives.

How High is Up?,

Muldoon worries that his height is too tall for the force's standards.

Toody and the Art World,

Toody is given a work of art by an artist, but gives it away before he learns how much the art is worth.

What Happened to Thursday?,

Despite it being Thursday, Toody and Muldoon convince everyone it's Friday.

How Smart Can You Get?,

Captain Block looks into how effective Toody and Muldoon are as partners.

Today I Am a Man,

Muldoon tries to change his personality to that of a "bad boy" image.

No More Pickpockets,

Toody is pickpocketed by a professional pickpocket, and the thief steals Toody's identity as a police officer.

The Beast Who Walked the Bronx,

The inspector tells Block to take a vacation and one of the officers at the precinct is named his temporary replacement.

The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser,

While attending a wedding, Sylvia and Leo are married by a Justice of the Peace. Afterward, Sylvia sets out to correct the mistake.

The officers debate what to get Block for his anniversary.

Quiet! We're Thinking,

Toody's nephew helps him and Muldoon solve previously unsolvable cases. But before they realize Marvin's worth, the others find out about him.

I Love Lucille,

It's the day of the annual policeman's ball, and Toody makes an unforgettable entrance.

Details

Car 54, Where Are You?

Comedy

PG

2 Seasons

25 minutes

The misadventures of two of New York's finest (a Mutt and Jeff pair) in the mythical 53rd precinct in the Bronx.

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