Photocopiers to Trumpets, Potatoes to Egg Cartons, Milk Jugs to Park Benches,

Fridges to Prosthetic Hands, Beer Bottles to Countertops, Batteries to Corn,

Plastic bottles to Office Chairs, Tires to Flower Pots, Bridges to Turntables,

X-Rays to Silver Coins, Building to Speakers, Bicycles to Racecar,

Cremated Remains to Diamonds, Skateboards to Tiles, Cars to Cookie Tins,

Cables to Trophies, Sails to Bags, Houses to Guitars,

Coolers to Picture Frames, Cell Phones to Gold Rings, Wind Turbines to Boats,

Television sets to Cookware, Milk to Dresses, Plastic Bags to Roads,

Mattresses to Knives, Billboards to Surfboard Bags, Potato Chip Bags to a Penguin Enclosure,

Shopping Carts to Manhole Covers, Toilet Paper Rolls to Foosball Tables, Drink Trays to Snow Globes,

Cast Iron Pans to Wood-Burning Stove, Wine Bottles to Ornaments, Elephant Doo to Cards,

Toolboxes to Water Bottles, Beer to Barware, Jeans to Sunglasses,

Airline Uniforms to Attaché Cases, Hairspray to Garden Gnomes, Newspaper to Light Fixtures,