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S4 E4 Carry-Out Bandits

Crime

15+

20 minutes

26 Aug 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.Featuring: Daniel Butler, Debbie Alan

Season 4, 26 Episodes

America's Dumbest Criminals - Blunted Burglary

Blunted Burglary,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Gun Target

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he’s the target of a 21-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Up In Smoke

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Carry-Out Bandits

Carry-Out Bandits,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Back-Breaking Burden

Back-Breaking Burden,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook that enters a car dealership unannounced, the back-breaking burden of stealing $3,000 in coins and what happens when you mess with 50,000 volts of electricity.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Waking Nightmare

Waking Nightmare,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a police search that gets hotter as the criminal gets colder and a drunk driver who wakes to a real nightmare.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Artificial Dummy

Artificial Dummy,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness misbehaving crack customers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy — but who’s dumber?

America's Dumbest Criminals - Run-Away Cyclist

Run-Away Cyclist,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a runaway cyclist who hits the spin cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Brain Freeze Bandit

Brain Freeze Bandit,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, a "Nutty Buddy" behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a stoner who’s credibility goes up in smoke.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Half-Ton of Trouble

Half-Ton of Trouble,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the mark of a fender bender, a ton of trouble when a tailgate hits the road and a strange pickup on a surveillance video.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Courting Disaster

Courting Disaster,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone’s nose.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Dynamite Date

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and drunk drivers keeping physically fit.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Mannequin Mystery

Mannequin Mystery,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness whether it’s possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a lifelike store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Clowning Around

Clowning Around,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some runaway teenagers who don’t know when to quit, a whacked-out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Donut Thief

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate in a hurry, some sticky-fingered donut thieves and more.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Buckle Under Pressure

Buckle Under Pressure,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness thieves who got a car only to discover that the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Collared Criminal

Collared Criminal,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Crack Pipe Crackpot

Crack Pipe Crackpot,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a convenience store counter spontaneously become a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Invasion of Privacy

Invasion of Privacy,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan and into the swamp.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Confetti Money

Confetti Money,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace — except for an irrefutable video.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Courageous Crime-Fighting

Courageous Crime-Fighting,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a woman who definitely doesn’t like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian doll sure to inspire some courage.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Clean Up Crew

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, a stop sign that can rob you of a social life and the gal with whom you don’t want to share a ride.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Recipe for Disaster

Recipe for Disaster,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate who isn’t getting out on good behavior, a joker who isn't quite Julia Child and some pot-smoking workmen who helped set up the camera that caught them.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Pinata Surprise

Pinata Surprise,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some sailors out for a good time who quickly begin to sink, a surprise for a car thief and much more.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Not-So-Clean Getaway

Not-So-Clean Getaway,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness how a dog’s “evidence” helped take down a bike thief, how waiving the right to remain silent can be like waving farewell and a man very lost in his getaway.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Check Your Bags

Check Your Bags,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who regrets tackling a safe, a macho man with some explaining to do and much more.

Details

America's Dumbest Criminals

Crime

15+

4 Seasons

20 minutes

Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

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