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S3 E7 Squirreled Away

Crime

15+

20 minutes

29 Oct 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.Featuring: Daniel Butler, Debbie Alan

Season 3, 26 Episodes

America's Dumbest Criminals - Best Dressed Burglars

Best Dressed Burglars,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of driver's education, some best-dressed burglars and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Man vs. Machine

Man vs. Machine,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Funeral Flare-Up

Funeral Flare-Up,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Home Exterminator

Home Exterminator,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Rookie Robbery

Rookie Robbery,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100-proof stupid.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Restroom Robber

Restroom Robber,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Squirreled Away

Squirreled Away,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Singing for Supper

Singing for Supper,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Private Peeping Tom

Private Peeping Tom,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a "Peeping Tom" get protective over his territory, a drunk driver who ends up high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Stealing Stinks

Stealing Stinks,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Stool Pigeon

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Half-Baked Burglary

Half-Baked Burglary,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a half-baked attempt to steal a bread truck, a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Bumper Crop

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a proud pot grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.

America's Dumbest Criminals - On Thin Ice

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Meter-Maid Rescue

Meter-Maid Rescue,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter maids and much more.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Chimney Surprise

Chimney Surprise,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to escape Santa-style, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Pot Pup

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Picture Perfect

Picture Perfect,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture-perfect stupidity, a duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope who is two time zones from his destination.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Sticky Fingers

Sticky Fingers,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Houdumbi

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name "Houdumbi" and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Saucy Saga

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Whose Got Mail?

Whose Got Mail?,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Need a Lift

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a man who can’t recall his unforgettable night.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Short Fuse

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a surefire accident waiting to happen.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Diaper Boy

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Sleepy Service

Sleepy Service,

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.

Details

America's Dumbest Criminals

Crime

15+

4 Seasons

20 minutes

Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

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