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S5 E2 Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

Comedy

TV-PG

21m

Sep 27, 2022

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben argue Darlene is turning into her father.

Season 5, 22 Episodes

The Conners - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double,

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway.

The Conners - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much,

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben argue Darlene is turning into her father.

The Conners - Driving, Dating and Deceit

Driving, Dating and Deceit,

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

The Conners - Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

Parent Traps and Heart Attacks,

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

The Conners - A Little Weed and A Bad Seed

A Little Weed and A Bad Seed,

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

The Conners - Book Bands and Guillotine Hands

Book Bands and Guillotine Hands,

The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

The Conners - Take This Job and Shove It Twice

Take This Job and Shove It Twice,

Darlene receives a promotion, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises.

The Conners - Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries,

Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

The Conners - Crumbs and Couch Surferes

Crumbs and Couch Surferes,

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

The Conners - The Dog Days of Christmas

The Dog Days of Christmas,

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

The Conners - Two More Years and A Stolen Rose

Two More Years and A Stolen Rose,

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favour.

The Conners - Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past,

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

The Conners - New Pipes and Old Secrets

New Pipes and Old Secrets,

Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

The Conners - Adding Insult to Injury

Adding Insult to Injury,

Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

The Conners - Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy,

Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

The Conners - Hiding In and Moving Out

Hiding In and Moving Out,

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

The Conners - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler,

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

The Conners - Road Trip and Guilt Trip

Road Trip and Guilt Trip,

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

The Conners - Text Thread and Marrital Bed

Text Thread and Marrital Bed,

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

The Conners - What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?,

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

The Conners - Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic,

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

The Conners - The Grad Finale

The Grad Finale,

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

Details

The Conners

Comedy

TV-14

7 Seasons

21m

The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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