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S1 E9 Don't Call the Police

Crime

TV-14

20m

Mar 13, 1996

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a break-in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away.

Season 1, 26 Episodes

America's Dumbest Criminals - Return to Cinder

Return to Cinder,

In the series premiere of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a guy who graduated from the school of hard knocks, a chef with a recipe for arrest and a drug bust with a twist.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Funky Footwork

Funky Footwork,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some pretty funky footwork, a drive-by surprise and a mighty fall from grace.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Two Bits

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a girlfriend who bails out her beau, frightening footage with a happy ending and the dumbest DUI excuse ever made.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Pull Over and Wake Up

Pull Over and Wake Up,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal who falls asleep just behind the wheel, actual footage of dumb criminals on ice and a case we call "All Spruced Up."

America's Dumbest Criminals - Kickstand Blues

Kickstand Blues,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the crook caught by the cop without a kickstand, surveillance cam footage we call "Stuff Yourself" and a blackjack player who really takes a hit.

America's Dumbest Criminals - The Bagman

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bank robber who didn't have a car or a brain, a dumb criminal who gets a special delivery and a dumb criminal who learns about gravity.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Fooled You

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a fool and his jewels, a crime that was not well done and three light weights with a heavy load.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Social Climber

Social Climber,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a social climber who's falling fast, a cat's stolen whiskers and a major incident with a miniature reenactment.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Don't Call the Police

Don't Call the Police,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a break-in at the wrong house, a panty plucker who has to pay the piper and a dumb criminal who almost got away.

America's Dumbest Criminals - 10-Year Cab Ride

10-Year Cab Ride,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a 10-year cab ride, a dumb criminal who uses his head and a crook who has a very bad payday.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Skunk Driver

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a D.U.I. with a W.I.F.E., a comically disabled criminal and a traffic temper that goes wrong.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Buck Naked

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a flasher who falls asleep on the job, a shoplifting film fest and a drug deal that goes wrong, then goes right.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Name Game

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness our first twin dumb criminals, actual surveillance cam footage you won't believe and Rin Tin Tin meets a dummy.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Who Is It?

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some dopers who are a little too hospitable, a jewelry store full of dumb criminals and a crook who is disarmed and dangerous.

America's Dumbest Criminals - A Real Drunk Driver

A Real Drunk Driver,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver take more than he bargained for, surveillance footage from the convenience store from hell and a glad bag that turned into a sad sack.

America's Dumbest Criminals - He Can't Run

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal who can hide but he can't run, a guy who gets put on the beat cycle at the laundromat and the Houdini of dumb crime.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Beer Box Bandit

Beer Box Bandit,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a bandit with a beer box for a brain, surveillance camera footage of the shortest workday in history and a dumb criminal who cashed and burned.

America's Dumbest Criminals - An Affair to Forget

An Affair to Forget,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness two criminals who absolutely never met, surveillance camera footage of a new dance step and a dramatic dumb criminal drumroll.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Something More Comfortable

Something More Comfortable,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a little old lady from Pasadena tell her secret, an inside look at dumb criminals with X-ray footage and purse-snatchers who don't get the picture.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Tooling Around Town

Tooling Around Town,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness two dumb criminals with extremely short-term memory, actual surveillance footage of two women dressed for arrest and a crime that's all in the family.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Crime Time Live

Crime Time Live,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a drunk driver with a lame excuse, surveillance camera footage of a real break-in and "aloha" to a crapshooter.

America's Dumbest Criminals - One Way Ticket to Jail

One Way Ticket to Jail,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the dumb criminal who just couldn't blend in, surveillance camera footage of a bro in a bra and some dumb criminals who deconstruct.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Debriefing

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal who thinks he's lucky, actual footage of a sting you won't believe and a rat who gets caught in his own trap.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Search Me

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness an unbelievably cooperative criminal, surveillance cam footage of a casino full of dumb criminals and some crooks who have serious car troubles.

America's Dumbest Criminals - DUI Elvis

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man who was driving under the influence of Elvis, a high-speed chase in a camouflaged car and a petty thief who meets the caped crusader.

America's Dumbest Criminals - Bad Luck Brown

Bad Luck Brown,

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a dumb criminal with really bad luck, surveillance cam footage of a man pilfering pork chops and a dumb criminal who was just faking it.

Details

America's Dumbest Criminals

Crime

TV-14

4 Seasons

20m

Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler, this show looks at lawbreakers through a humorous lens.

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