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S1 E12 Crappy Birthday

Comedy

TV-PG

22m

Jan 31, 1999

Depressed about turning 30, Carrie asks Doug to ignore her birthday.

Season 1, 25 Episodes

The King of Queens - Pilot

IPS deliveryman Doug is king of his domain with a converted basement paradise that houses his brand new prized possession, a 70-inch television, given to him by his loving wife Carrie.

The King of Queens - Head First

Doug reluctantly invites lonely Arthur to join him and his buddies for a Friday night of beer and pool at their regular hangout.

The King of Queens - Fat City

During a tour of one of Arthur’s randomly chronicled photo albums, Doug sees a photo of Carrie’s heavyset mother, Sophia.

The King of Queens - Richie's Song

During a painful double-date with Richie and his self-absorbed wife, Marie, Carrie reluctantly tells Doug that Marie’s doting ways belie her wandering tendencies.

The King of Queens - Cello, Goodbye

Cello, Goodbye,

Carrie’s on the fast track at her new job in a Manhattan law firm.

The King of Queens - Paternal Affairs

Paternal Affairs,

Doug’s Aunt Sheila arrives at an anniversary party for Doug and Carrie, announcing her recent separation from Doug’s Uncle Hank.

The King of Queens - The Rock

When Carrie’s engagement ring is appraised at a handsome sum, she and Doug give into temptation, sell the bauble and buy a hot tub and satellite dish. The unexpected guilt causes them to re-enact the day of their engagement.

The King of Queens - Road Rayge

Doug meets local celebrity Ray Barone (special guest star Ray Romano of Everybody Loves Raymond) at the DMV.

The King of Queens - Educating Doug

Educating Doug,

Concerned that they’re getting dumber as a couple, Carrie enrolls she and Doug in an adult education class, hoping it will spark an interest in reading

The King of Queens - Supermarket Story

Supermarket Story,

The day before Thanksgiving, Carrie, Doug and Arthur plan a quick trip to the supermarket to pick up a few frozen dinners, but the place is an absolute madhouse.

The King of Queens - Fixer Upper

Despite Doug’s protests, Carrie fixes Spence up with Jenny, a nebbish woman from her office.

The King of Queens - Crappy Birthday

Crappy Birthday,

Depressed about turning 30, Carrie asks Doug to ignore her birthday.

The King of Queens - Noel Cowards

Doug and Carrie need to buy a new car.

The King of Queens - Best Man

Carrie has been pressuring Doug for weeks to attend the wedding of her childhood friend, Todd. Doug has zero interest in going, especially when Deacon reveals that Todd and Carrie were much more than 'just friends.'

The King of Queens - Dog Days

Doug and Carrie’s new freshly-starched neighbors appear to have only one flaw – a noisy nocturnal dog named Stanley.

The King of Queens - Hungry Man

Doug doesn’t really want to meet Carrie at an important client party does everything in his power to shave time – including skipping lunch, snacks and dinner - off his double shift to surprise Carrie at the event.

The King of Queens - Court Date

Carrie has just been issued her fourth traffic ticket this year. And her status as a persistent violator will double the Heffernan’s insurance rates.

The King of Queens - S'ain't Valentine's

S'ain't Valentine's,

Doug and Carrie have big plans for Valentine’s Day – a romantic dinner and the house to themselves - but Cupid’s arrow has a few diversions planned.

The King of Queens - White Collar

When Doug and Deacon’s IPS shift supervisor takes ill, Doug is temporarily promoted to the position.

The King of Queens - Rayny Day

When Ray Romano calls and asks Doug if he wants to play golf at his private club, Doug cancels on his friend Richie-who he was going to spend the day with in order to comfort him after his divorce.

The King of Queens - Train Wreck

Doug gets a new trainee at work, and much to his surprise, she’s blond and beautiful.

The King of Queens - Where's Poppa

Doug and Carrie pine for the privacy they used to have before Arthur moved in.

The King of Queens - Time Share

Doug and Carrie have done everything they can to avoid their annoying neighbors, Tim and Dorothy Sacksky.

The King of Queens - Maybe Baby

A rollicking visit with Deacon’s three-year-old reminds Doug how much he loves kids, and prompts a conversation with Carrie about starting a family.

The King of Queens - Art House

It’s the last straw for Doug when Arthur asks, and somehow manages, to have Doug use his delivery truck to move an armoire.

Details

The King of Queens

Comedy

TV-PG

3 Seasons

22m

Comedy stars stand-up Kevin James as a Queens, New York blue-collar husband who has finally found the formula to balancing a successful marriage with his lifelong neighborhood friends... that is until his wife's sister and father move in and chaos reigns.

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